tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
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steal-an-ashtray-solve-a-crime:
harry can defeat the dark lord but can’t pick up some bacon
he looks at it like he just dropped his hopes and dreams
Whoop there’s goes my bacon just like my parents and my pride.
Just like my parents
JUST LIKE MY PARENTS
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overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
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